| It's funny cuz it's true. |
[Jan. 27th, 2007|12:40 am] |
It's funny cuz it's true.
Well, not really. Ok, some of them...
You Know You're Norwegian When.... |
You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
a) drunk.
b) insane.
c) an American.
d) All of the above.
You vigorously defend whaling and enjoy consuming whale meat.
You enjoy the taste of lutefisk (jelly-like, bad-smelling fish) and cod prepared in any way, including fried cod tongues.
You can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it.
You don't question the habit of always preparing a "matpakke" (sandwich in paper).
You have two cars, a cabin and a boat, if not more.
You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
It feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack everywhere, including the cinema, bowling alley, and to church.
You are think it's weird if a house isn't wooden.
You know at least five different words for describing different textures of snow.
You don't fall when walking on ice.
You earn more than you spend.
You associate Easter with cross-country skiing with friends and family in the familys mountain cabin.
You are shocked if it's not 2 months of snow every year, at least!
You can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.
You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.
You fall 3 metres, and don't get hurt. If you do, you're not worried at all.
You haven't heard of "fast-food".
You can't understand why foreigners haven't heard about Bj�rn D�hlie.
You're proud to be Norwegian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Norwegian friends! |
Heh:D
| Your Mind is NC-17 Rated | 
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! |
LOLOL.
| You Date Like a Man | 
According to studies on dating, you date like a man.
You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time.
Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you.
And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while).
You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it.
You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting! |
Good to know. Heh. heh...
| You Are 64% Paranoid Schizophrenic | 
You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality! |
Get a life you say? Nah, used to have one but I traded it in for a playstation. |
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| Beacuse I'm bored |
[Dec. 11th, 2006|12:53 am] |
Name: Charlotte
Age: 20
Birthday:
september 10
Gender: Female
Birthplace:
Norway
Current Location:
Norway
Eye Color:
Blue
Hair Color:
brown
Height:
5'7 or 8
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Left
Your Heritage:
swedish, norwegian.
The Shoes You Wore Today:
fuzzy slippers
Your Fears:
spiders, really small spaces, paper edges, heighs, kind of.
Your Perfect Pizza:
From Peppes. With lots of cheese and sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve Next Year:
Travel to atleast 5 different countries. Learn a new language(or atlast start to learn one)
Your Bedtime:
When I'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Uh..Not to sure what that means. I might be stupid.
Pepsi or Coke:
Both, or neither...depends.
McDonalds or Burger King:
If I have to choose, Burger king.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Don't really have a preference,
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:
Not regularly
Do you Swear:
To often,
Do you Sing:
Yes, but badly.
Do you Shower Daily:
Maybe...
Have you Been in Love:
Yes.
Do you want to go to College:
Yes.
Do you want to get Married:
Maybe, if I'm rich and can spend lots of money on it...no point in getting married if the ceremony's gonna look ugly(yes, I'm serious).
Do you believe in yourself:
Not enough..
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Yess
Are you a Health Freak:
I try to be...
Do you like Thunderstorms:
They can be cozy.
Do you play an Instrument:
Two chords on the guitar:P
In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol:
Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked
Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
...yes...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
I've never eaten sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
No
In the past month have you been dumped:
No. Rejected? yes.
Do you work (as in official work):
Yes.
Favorite Eye Color:
green or blue/green. or really deep brown.
Short or Long Hair:
Medium.
Height:
favorite? somewhere between 170 and 180 cm. Not sure what that is in feet.
I like my men short. heh.
Weight:
Suitable for the height..
Best Clothing Style:
hippie/bohemian style
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Weeds...might have been different kinds. (Don't do that often mind you.)
Number of CDs I own:
a lot
Number of Piercing:
4 earrings
Number of Tattoos:
None yet. |
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| Photo Spam |
[Dec. 8th, 2006|09:03 pm] |
Thought I'd post some of my photographs, most of them from Great Britain(and a few others).
Still deciding weather(that can't be the right spelling right?) to post the ''fun'' ones(the pub crawls and such), or not:P
( The Rest ) |
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| Here we go again |
[Dec. 8th, 2006|08:30 pm] |
I have neglected my poor little Livejournal for so long now, So I think it's time for a wittle update.
So I've been trying to earn some money so I can get my ass back to england. Managed to come home last time with LESS than zero on my bank account. Good job, Charlotte. So now I work part time at a pet supply store. You wanna know what those long chewing sticks for dogs really is? DRIED BULL PENISES. ''Meat sticks'' indeed. Jeez.
Anyway.
Did you know you actually don't get paid to do clinical trials in norway?? But in the UK you can earn up to 3000£ a trial? My country sucks.
Ok, enough compaining for today. Here's some ''new'' icons!
50 something X-files and Gillian Anderson
  
( Little Grey Men ) |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 10th, 2006|01:49 am] |
I am so insanely bored, and I like doing these when I am insanely bored.
First kiss: Passed out on a classmates kitchen floor with the most annoying guy in class. lol.
First job: Selling strawberries outside the supermarked.
First screen name: Niniel:P
First self-purchased album: Spice Girls....
First funeral: My great granpa.
First pet: A rabbit named Clarissa.
First piercing: My ears.
First true love: Well...Erik I guess. Not that we were ever together:P
First big trip: England when I was 17.
Last big car ride: Sweden with some friends.
Last kiss: 3 days ago, Saying goodbye to a guy I met in England.
Last good cry: 3 weeks ago. I was drunk and the guy I like was kissing someone else.
Last movie seen: Kamilla and The Thief. So sweet!
Last beverage drank: Tap water.
Last food consumed: Crackers with brie. yummy.
Last phone call: My aunt.
Last TV show watched: That 70's show
Last shoes worn: My slippers.
Last CD played: Pearl Jam- Ten
Last item bought: Sandwitch and the busstop.
Last disappointment: Coming home from england and finding out I'm broke.
Last soda drank: Coke.
Last ice cream eaten: Don't remeber.
Last shirt worn: A shite one.
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[My name is]: Charlotte
[in the morning i am]: Quite lost.
[love is]: having the room light up when your man walks in (yes..I barfed too)
[i dream about]: Really messed up stuff.
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: The eyes I suppose...or the profile.
[last person you slow danced with]: Same person I last kissed.
-W H O-
[do you have a crush on/who are you dating?]: A guy where I lived in england( not the one i kissed*ahem*)
[is this person easy to talk to?]: Not always. I always become quiet and shy around guys I like. But after a few beers we do allright.
-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: Not my BEST friend...
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: My aunt.
[hugged]: Some old dude who walked me to the coach station in Bath, heh.
[you instant messaged]: Christine
[you laughed with]: Dean.
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[could you live without the computer]: Don't think so, no.
[what's your favorite food?]: Steak with bearnès sause.
[whats your favorite fruit?]: Strawberries
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: Emotional.
[trust others way too easily?]: No, I have major trust issues.
-N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: Counting 3 times now...
[of hearts i have broken?] : One...possibly two.
[of boys i have kissed?] : um....25 maybe...heh.
[of girls i have kissed?] : 2
[of drugs taken illegally?] : Just one, but multiple times...
[of tight friends?] : 4
[of cd's that i own?] : Alot.
[of scars on my body?] : Many. Am too clumsy.
[of things in my past that i regret?] : Way to many.
-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[i know]: ...some...thing...Yeah.
[i want]: Eggs with some kind of olive much on them. lol.
[i have]: a sore throat.
[i wish]: I was back in Bath.
[i hate]: bimbos.
[i miss]: The people in Bath...
[i fear]: Spiders, really tight places, heights, paper..
[i hear]: Silece..
[i search]: For a temprary job. It's proving to be quite impossible.
[i love]: My cats:P
[i ache]: To return to Bath
[i care]: about the world. Yeah, lol.
[i always]: fall down atleast once a day.
[i dance]: only when drunk.
[i cry]: When things are going to hell.
[i do not always]: like other people.
[i write]: Beginnings of stories, then I give them up.
[i confuse]: Most people around me.
[i can usually be found]: in my own little world.
[i need]: Money!
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: hehe...oh yes...
[if so, when and with who]: Some friends and other friendly people...
[favorite place to be kissed?]: ...lips? um, Yes...let's go with lips:P *giggle*
[have you ever been caught "doing something"]: Well, not untill the next day, cuz I left some 'evidence'
[wuss]: Sometimes.
[druggie]: Sometimes:P
[gang member]: Nah
[daydreamer]: Heavily.
[alcoholic]: I think I've become one. Been drinking almost every day for the last month. I blame England.
[freak]: I might be.
[brat]: I might be.
[goody-goody]: Nah.
[angel]: Nope
[devil]: Weeeell. No...
[friends]: Yes, quite a few.
[shy]: Yes, and I have it.
[talkative]: When consuming alcohol.
[adventurous]: Yes!
[intelligent]: Oh yes, I am very clever.
-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: None, lol
[wish you saw more often]: Lotta
[wish you could meet]: Al
[most sarcastic]: Sunny
[wish you knew better]: Al
[knows you best]: Lotta
[best outlook on life]: Lotta
[most paranoid]: Me. ok, Veronica.
[sweetest]: Veronica.
-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don't.Want.To.Do-
[your best feature (personality)]: Kind.
[your biggest flaw (personality)]: Too shy.
[most annoying thing you do]: Say stupid crap.
[biggest mistake you've made this far]: Way to much.
[describe your personality in one word]: adventurous.
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: Hair or stomach.
[person you regret sleeping with]: That 17 year old guy who was at my party...(oh god the shame). To be fair...he will turn 18 soon. *runs away*
[a smell that makes you smile]: Food when I'm hungry.
[a country you'd like to visit]: New Zealand.
[a drink you order most often]: Beer.
[a delicious dessert]: chocolate mousse
[a book you highly recommend]: Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy.
[the music you prefer while alone]: Rock.
[your favorite band]: Interpol, Spellastarr, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins.
[ film(s) you could watch over and over]: LOTR's, Ice age.
[a TV show you watch regularly]: Lost
[you live in a(n)]: basement.
[your cologne or perfume]: Lacoste...pink something.
[under your bed, in your closet, in your dresser you hide]: All my crap I don't feel like cleaning up.
[something important on your night table]: my cellphone.
Well...that was fun... |
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| Behold, A header! |
[Oct. 4th, 2006|10:04 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  chipper | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Brian McFadden- Demons | ] |
I finally managed to get a header! Go me!
Next on the list:
1.Figure out how to make it alligned with the rest.
2. Figure out how to make borders.
2. Figure out how to post icons and other nifty stuff. |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 1st, 2006|10:39 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Interpol- NYC | ] |
Taken from [url=promiscuousx-x]http://promiscuousx-x.livejournal.com/[/url]
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!
Taken a picture naked? No
Made out with a member of the same sex? Yes
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
Told a lie? Yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
Been in a fist fight? No
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
Been arrested? No
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Kissed a picture? Yes
Slept in until 3? Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
Played dress up? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Felt an earthquake? Yes
Touched a snake? No
Ran a red light? No
Had detention? Yes
Been in a car accident? No
Pole danced? Yes
Been lost? Yes
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? Yes
Ever gone to school partially naked? No
Sat on a roof top? Yes
Played chicken? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Mooned/flashed someone? No
Forgotten someone's name? Yes
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made a parent cry? Yes
Cried over someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Had/Have a dog? Yes
Been in a band? No
Drank 25 sodas in a day....aka POP? No
Shot a gun? No |
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